Does a fish piss?

Me a chota troubled soul plagued by mysteries of life and the subject of this blog has been making me ponder for a while.

Not sure of the answer as I could never get hold of a fish and make it piss.

For that matter even my neighbour could never make his dog piss but that doesn't mean his dog never pissed. Whenever he used to see my vehicle he used to piss like hell. He used to relieve his "janmon ka pressure" on my poor vehicle.

My bichara kinetic honda's front wheel had beeen a subject of several drenching competition among our neighbourhood dog community led by my neighbour's dog. Tried putting sticker's stating "Main bijli ka khambha nahin hoon" (I am not electric post) on the vehicle, but to no avail. That guy was either an illiterate or the most stubborn creature I have ever seen. He used to look at the sticker, raise his leg and go splash .... His data transfer rate would put even a 100 GB LAN to shame. One moment you will see him in front of your vehicle and next moment your vehicle is drenched.

Man that dog had some fascination for my kini. We used to wonder whether he is in love with it or what. Acting like protective parents we used to keep our kinetic locked and inside gates whenever that dog was around ... you can never trust a dog with a beautiful kinetic around ... you may never know when he might want to run away with it. Believe me I never enjoyed calling anyone "kutta" more than that dog. He was a pure "sala kutta doggie".

I know I have done it again ... Yes I have deviated from the topic yet again. Now before you guys and gals start calling me "sala", "kutta", "doggie" or any combination of these words for doing this let me ask your pardon. Please forgive me friends ...but I couldn't help it, the very thought of that dog and his pissing got me really pissed off .... And when you are pissed off it doesn't matter whether fishes piss.

But as mahan people have said ... forgiveness is the greatest virtue so I forgive this dog. "REST IN PISS" you sala kutta doggie. Next janam you be born as a kinetic and then we will see :-)