Great people have said that every good thing in life must start with prabhu ki aaradhana. How can a lesser mortal like me ignore this wisdom.
So here I am making my first post in the blogosphere as a tribute to my prabhuji ... my god .... my almightly....... saviour of the mankind ... or rather we must say saviour of sisterkind (if there is a word like it ... watch any prabhu movie for further information)
I can hear voices ... "This guy is from India!!" ... "They have millions of god there!" .... " One extra god won't make a difference!" ... "Infinity plus one is equal to infinity!" ......
My dear friends and all the naysayers! Let me try to explain why my god is mightier than most of the other gods. For that we should first try to understand theory of "Weaponization of Gods" also known as "Weapons in Hand index".
Wondering what the hell it is? Well in my part of the world even gods are subjected to the relative appraisal cycle and the winner is crowned with "Mr God XXXX" title ... Disappointment for all the folks who are inflicted with "EYES LIGTHING UP WHEN I SEE TWO OR MORE X's IN SUCCESSION" syndrome.... Just replace that X with a numeral and move on with your life.
Arghhh! So I deviate from the topic again ... Apologies! apologies! Sorry! Excuse me please!
Coming back to "Mr God 2007" contest ... We Indians rate our gods on the basis of the relative state of weaponization that our gods have achieved. State of Weaponization is measured by :-
(1) How many weapons they are carrying in their hand?
(2) What is the destructve ability of those weapons?
(3) Whose weapons shine the brightest? "इसकी तलवार मेरी तलवार से चमकीली कैसे?"
(4) Whose weapon can replace a dishwasher most efficiently?
Ok ... ok ...agreed I made up the last one ... but believe me other ones are really true.
Inorder to establish relatively superiority of their god's some people cheat and provide their god's with 2*N hands (==2*N weapons) wehere N tends to infinity ... but since 2007 is the year of truth ... we will rule out all those gods with more than 2 hands. This rule leaves us with 17 out of 10 million 231 two-handed gods. I can bet my neighbour's dog's tail on the fact that none of these 17 gods can beat prabhuji's weapons in terms of shine and destructive ability.
Take a closer look at the picture and just see the shine on those guns ... didn't it dazzle your eyes ... Check out how mysteriously prabhu's hands holidng the guns appear from nowhere in the picture ... And as far as destructive ability of the guns is concerned .... just have a look at any of Prabhuji's great movies and you would know what I meant ... One bullet from that gun is sufficient to topple a fleet of moving cars ... hundreds of goons ... thousands of street dogs (Bangalore Municiapal Corporation is searching madly for these gun) ... millions of mosquitoes (One bullet is enough to put Good Night and All Out out of business) .
Now ... now don't you guys believe me .. Don't you think there can be no bigger god than my prabhuji ... So join me folks. Lets all hail prabhuji and let us gain moksha through prabhuji's blessings.
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